Re: The Lovegood's Rook

Lysander Scamander May 9th 2010, 9:40 pm

Lysander is pale, but has lots of money in his pockets and sweets. "Heeeyyy Dad." He smiled weakly.

Rolf Scamander May 9th 2010, 9:47 pm

Rolf studies his son carefully then crosses his arms. "What did you do son?"

Lysander Scamander May 9th 2010, 10:09 pm

Lysander dropped his sweets, "Welll... uh. Today. Mothers day? I no have any money sooo. I went to the Hoptal and gave some blood. Lots of it actually. 19 litres." He swayed dangerously on the spot. "Look, sticker!" He pointed to his chest with a sticker saying "I GAVE BLOOD!" Lysander swayed again, abour to collapse.

Rolf Scamander May 9th 2010, 10:12 pm

Rolf blinks in shock, then rushes forward. He grabs his son and gently leads him so that he is sitting in the chair at the kitchen table. "Lys, that wasn't very smart. Not smart at all," he sighs. He goes to the fridge and quickly gets him juice and then crackers. He places the food on the table. "Eat this, it'll help."

Lysander Scamander May 9th 2010, 10:15 pm

"What? Not smart? But I wanted to get mummm" His face dropped forward then snapped up. "Mothers day. i wanted to make you proud." He looked at his dad, "I know I is bad alot. I love you." He grabed into his pocket and gave his dad the large wad of cash.

Rolf Scamander May 10th 2010, 6:12 pm

"Lys, I don't want your money nor do I need it in the slightest. Son, what you did, not matter how good your intentions were, wasn't very smart. In fact, it's extremely dangerous and I'm surprised that you're still alive," he says shaking his head. "Now eat, you need to regain your strength."

Lysander Scamander May 10th 2010, 6:17 pm

"Dooooo you not wan- want the ticket to Sweden then?" Lysander ask. He stared at the crackers suspiciously. "Heyyyy did you know, that if you sing an- and dance on the stweeetsss they GIVE you swwweeets!" He held out a fist full of sweeties to his dad.

Rolf Scamander May 10th 2010, 6:20 pm

"Lys!" he says moving forward and taking the candy out of his son's reach. "Please tell me you did not eat any of the candy. What have your mother and I told you about taking candy from strangers!"

**Rose Weasley** May 14th 2010, 5:13 am

*stuffs a chair under the door so Dom can't come in*

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 14th 2010, 7:00 am

-moves chair and opens door for Dom-

Ginny Weasley May 14th 2010, 7:05 am

Dom enters through the front door. "Hi Mrs. Scamander," she smiles warmly. She glares at Rose, her horrible cousins, and decides that if Rose is a bitch, then Dom is going to steal Lorcan and have hot and kinky mirror sex. Just to spite her.

Peter Pan May 14th 2010, 1:12 pm

[Luna i love your family]

Lysander Scamander May 29th 2010, 10:46 pm

Lysander wanders in, having not been home for a while. He heads straight for the fridge and raids it.

Rolf Scamander May 29th 2010, 10:54 pm

Rolf walks down into the kitchen in his extremely manly bathrobe. "Hi Lys," he says entering the kitchen. "Where have you been son?" he asks.

Lysander Scamander May 29th 2010, 10:59 pm

"Yo, Dad!" He slams the door shut with his foot and sits with his dad, "Well, its kinda a long story, but... here goes. Well, I travelled to middle earth for a bit, got given this aweome ring, whcih if you put on you go invisiable. I was told to go to some mountain to destroy it, and I was like, 'wtf mate'. So, to make sure I didnt lose it, I went to a jewlers in middle earth and had the make it an earring, and pieced the rign through my ear" He showed his dad his ear with a large hole in, "See? I wanted to get it pierce in a more unseeable place, but with the STD's its not really able to be done. So yeah, here I was in middle earth with Sodo and Fam and some other people. And a unicorn. So I went on an epic battle to fight the dark forces and save middle earth with my two toddl- hobbits. We made a fellowship at the land of the pointy ears with some other hobbits and elf, er, Merlin was there, and a man, an elf, and some other people. Well. One of them died...and... here I am. I needed to stop for food. They are all out side. I left them with some lovely evil looking men on black horses."

Rolf Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:32 pm

Rolf just stares at his son in shock. After all, how the hell does one react to a story like that. He's not quite sure what to say, but ends up blurting the first thing that comes to mind. "You almost got your dick pierced?! Lys! Wait at least a few more years before you even think about doing that! I don't think you're quite ready for it!"

Lysander Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:34 pm

"But... I really wanted it done. YOU'RE NOT MY DA- Oh... er...But seriously?! When can I get it done then? It would ahve been easier having the ring there, some idiot of a Gollum tried to bit me ear off, if it was on my dick he'd have never seen it, and it would impress the ladies. But then again, if that Gollum fellow tried to bite that off..." He shuddered/

Rolf Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:43 pm

"Yes, having this Gollum fellow bite off your dick would not be good," he says shaking his head. "I'd wait until you're about twenty one or so. At least, that's when I got mine," he says with a shrug.

Lysander Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:51 pm

"Dad.... you got one? Come off it.. you are no way that cra- actually, you do have a mirror in your bedroom on the ceiling." Lysander looked his father right in the eye, "Is it good for the ladies then"

Rolf Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:56 pm

"Err, well. I had one," he says. "I had it for a quite a few years, then it got kind of old having one. It err...as long as you're careful," he says scratching his neck awkwardly. "Then uhh...yes. It can be quite pleasurable."

Lysander Scamander May 29th 2010, 11:58 pm

"Nicee... Any partuculare moves that are good for pleasuring the ladys with one?" Lysander scooted forwards and got out a note pad.

Rolf Scamander May 30th 2010, 12:10 am

"Lys!" Rolf says while standing up quickly from the table. "I am not giving you notes on how to pleasure a girl! We got you those magazines, read those. As for pleasuring with a piercing, do you really want me to tell you moves that I used on your mother? Didn't think so," he says looking at the look on Lys' face.

Lysander Scamander May 30th 2010, 12:14 am

"Good point. Plus, in your days there was only missionary. I dont even know what that is. Lotus twist for me!" Lysander stated happily. He got a tub out of the fridge, opened it and started to eat.."Hmmm... this tastes nice... I've had this before. WHat is it?" He turned the tub over to look and read the lable.

CHOCOLATE NIPPLE CREAM.
FOR ALL YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY
SEX DOES NOT HAVE TO AGE WITH YOU

"EWWWWW!" Lysander chucked the tub across the room and promptly threw up on his dads slippers.

Rolf Scamander May 30th 2010, 12:19 am

"Urgh, Lyssss," Rolf groans as his son throws up on his slippers. He quickly takes out his wand and cleans the puke up. "And look what you did!" he says looking at the chocolate that spilled all over the floor. Just for that, you'll have to go the store and buy another one that is exactly the same!"

Lysander Scamander May 30th 2010, 12:21 am

Looking rather Green Lysander sat with his head on the table, "No need," He muffeled, "I've got loads in my room. Just dont take the strawberry one. Thats my favourite."

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